okay pat passed out under dana's car
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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