Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
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