The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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