awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize