I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Houston, we have a squirter
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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