okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
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