HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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