You're completely useless in the revolution.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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