if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
try to milk me bitch
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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