I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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