Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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