I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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