Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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