its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
Randomize