READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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