My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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