Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
I wish you could order shots online.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
OMG. Hung over at my grandparents house. Threw up on 3 T-stops, countless snowbanks, and the grandparents driveway. Was proposed to last night. Bruised from head to toe from falling down 3 flights of stairs. Debating my intelligence because it seems that "happy new years" is too hard for me to spell. How were your new years festivities?
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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