I think I just saw someone hide a body.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Stories of my weekends have cause divorces, are you sure you wanna hang out?
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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