im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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