ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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