Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
FUCK WHALES
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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