Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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