You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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