I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
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