But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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