I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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