Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
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