Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
I thought he put a fake swan in my yard, but no, he put a real life swan in my yard
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
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