I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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