Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
He brought a girl home so fat he called me before they got home to unlock the right side of the French doors
Fuck he won the bet
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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