I don't think brook has ever known best
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
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