I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
i've created a new STD.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
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