And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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