I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
she peed on how many people?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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