just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
You ruined the universe
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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