So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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