god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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