Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You can make out without kissing
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