on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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