I bet he comes in French.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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