I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
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