There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
jump out the window naked night went bad
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