Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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