S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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