you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
I just used my glow stick from the dance to find my way in the bathroom to puke. Who wants me on their corporate team
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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