she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
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