Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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