omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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