i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
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