There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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