How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
time to smoke my breakfast
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
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