Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
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